do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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