I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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