if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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