My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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