Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
why is half of my head shaved?
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