Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
If its not for food we ain't going out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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