yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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