just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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