The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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