Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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