your thong is hanging out like whoa
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Alive.
So much puke
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
