9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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