I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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