before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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