Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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