In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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