Im at strip club and am horny
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
How does one acquire holy water?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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