I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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