i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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