I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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