ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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