Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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