at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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