this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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