I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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