omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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