Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
