Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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