Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
