: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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