WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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