Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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