can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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