I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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