She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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