Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
True college students do jello shots in the library
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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