Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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