watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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