he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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