I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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