What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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