She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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