i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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