They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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