I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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