She announced her abortion via fbk
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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