dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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