I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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