Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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