Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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