It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
