Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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