Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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